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College sophomore. Theatre student. Wanderluster. Chicago bound. I say 'fuck' a lot.

Betty Crocker dun fucked up with her box brownies….

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fuckyeahlavernecox:

Let’s make this happen, dolls! Laverne is currently 2nd place, behind Benedict Cumberbatch; and Jared Leto is a very close third place (really?!)BOOST!
Vote for Laverne

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Let’s make this happen, dolls! 
Laverne is currently 2nd place, behind Benedict Cumberbatch; and Jared Leto is a very close third place (really?!)

BOOST!

Vote for Laverne

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via amyjeanryan)

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lightspeedsound:

youretheprotontomyneutron:

No flag, no country! 

no but seriously guys this is the history of the british empire in a nutshell

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#Eddie Izzard 
ihatekarlurban:

Oh I’m sorry, did I gibberish wrong?

ihatekarlurban:

Oh I’m sorry, did I gibberish wrong?

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"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via so-nyeo-shi-daze)

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#Laverne Cox 

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

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madhatter0:

libraryseraph:

desidere:

thislovestoogoodtolast:

captcrieff:

Can you guess who?

Fuck you !!!

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

wait, are these not all the same dude?

benedict cumberbatch mixed with jude law, jensen ackles, robert downey jr, michael fassbender, tom hiddleston, zachary quinto, chris pine, and chris evans

somebody tell me if i’m wrong

if i’m completely write about all of these, i need to quit the internet

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#im so uncomfortable 

geekishchic:

This is how you know they’re actually brothers.

(Source: mishasteaparty, via socialgoofy)

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solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

image

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