Betty Crocker dun fucked up with her box brownies….
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
(Source: flyingscotsman, via amyjeanryan)
"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
#im so uncomfortable
Can you guess who?
Fuck you !!!
im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle
wait, are these not all the same dude?
benedict cumberbatch mixed with jude law, jensen ackles, robert downey jr, michael fassbender, tom hiddleston, zachary quinto, chris pine, and chris evans
somebody tell me if i’m wrong
if i’m completely write about all of these, i need to quit the internet